Sometimes I look at my mom and dad and wonder who I look like most. At times my mother and I can look similar …
but I seem to have inherited my father’s hair (that’s only funny because he doesn’t really have any these days) and long legs.
After much consideration I’ve decided that I’m obviously adopted AND I know who my birth parents are;
I basically look like a product of the Hanson Brothers and Fabio.
I realize that including all three Hanson Brothers complicates things in this scenario so I guess specifically my mother is most likely Taylor, the middle one.
This would explain why I have the voice of a dove and am so ridiculously photogenic. It all makes sense.
Who needs Ancestry.com when google images will pretty much solve all family mysteries.